Drunk Girl

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Name?

Winslow

Age?

18

Relationship Status?

Single and ready to mingle! (I would NEVER say that out loud. It is for comical use)

Would you ever seduce someone just because they were intoxicated? 

I would never, ever do such a thing. Even if I make to the my lowest of lows, I will not resort to such disgusting ways. 

Have you ever faked being drunk?

I did once. I was acting more drunk than I really was at the second Frat party I went to college. Why I did it? I really don't know but it felt right in my head. After that moment, I've never done it again. I'm trying to impress people with how drunk I am. Now that's a funny statement.

Have you ever kissed a drunk girl?

Yes, I have and I will do it again.

Why do you say that?!

Hey, nothing is set in stone. I thought the decision was good at the time. I know it doesn't excuse me at all, but situations arise when a kiss is the only thing to validate the moment. I'm not one of those guys that goes around raping woman or being a douche or anything, but sometimes you've got to just kiss the girl. For your sake and hers, you've got to kiss the drunk girl.

That will be all 

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Listen to: Drunk Girl by Something Corporate