Feud.

"You aren't fooling anyone. It is so sad to watch.
Well, actually, very funny. Still a little sad.

"We are only falsehood, duplicity, contradiction;
we both conceal and disguise ourselves from ourselves."

“Yes, you are right - I am a moralist in disguise; it gets me into heaps of trouble when I go thrashing around in political questions."

“Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.”

“A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.”